My mom is ecto-cooler than yours.

My Mom is Ecto-Cooler Than Yours!
(A song for all the mothers out there who pack lunches)
A song by Matt Miller & Lauren Shows

Click here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbsVHGnvLCI

Or play the YouTube video below to hear the song:


Twelve o'clock the lunch bell rings
We file down the hall and my heart sings
Headed to the cafetorium
Where the floors smell of bleach and they stick like gum

Its lunch time now and lunch time rocks
I got my hand on my Mario lunch box
We stare at the light to let us know
Red light, yellow, green light, go!

Its time to grab some grub
And my mom packed me this awesome sub
Now Timmy I don't want to switch
For your grody bologni sandwich

Cuz between the lettuce, there's love letters
In the sandwiches, there's good wishes
They say I love you bunches
These are the highlights of my lunches

Now Timmy don't you get so mad
Just because your mom's not quite as rad
With my sandwich in fourths
Its obvious that she's ecto-cooler than yours!

Yeah, my mom is so cool
Yesterday I got a pizza lunchable
She's got blackbelts in patty melts
She's the lunch time master, no one past her

Read this post-it note prose
Its got my name with x's and with o's
Cuz my mom's the shiznit
So take your Capri-Sun and suck it. Suck it.

Beneath the fruit cups and the fruit roll ups
She sends me hugs
And hot chocolate in travel mugs
I love her bunches
She packs such awesome lunches

My mom's the best! (Gives me skittles when I ace my spelling test)
Yeah my mom's the bomb! (Never sends me tuna or salami)
My mom is great! (Always putting good stuff on my plate)
Yeah, my mom is the bomb!
Yeah, my mom is the bomb (the bomb dot com)

Now Timmy can you say the same?
Your peanut butter sandwich is just so lame
But my mom packed me a chicken patty
And I bet my dad can you beat up your daddy.

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So this song was written with A TON of help from Lauren Shows. She writes songs under the moniker "Shoeshine Pickens". Her songs are really cute and really well written for sounding like a 5 year old. Jk. :-)
Check out her much better written, much better sung songs here:
http://www.myspace.com/moreofthisnonsense
My favorites are "I Miss Cherie" and "Hayley and Ian are Sweethearts"